Showing posts with label Cuban Souvenirs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cuban Souvenirs. Show all posts

Monday, January 11, 2016

Cuba Day 5: Havana Good Time (Except For The Milk Lady!)

Madelena made us a breakfast of fruit, juice, coffee, bread, and a tortilla dipped in scrambled egg then cooked (why didn't I ever think of that?!). We ate with a nice couple of men from Seattle, Keith and Sylvano (I think. We never could remember his name). As we were walking out the door, Alejandro told us to be sure to use bug repellent because there have been a few cases of Dengue Fever lately. Lovely. 

We walked around to take photos and go to the pharmacy to get something for our mosquito bites, but it was closed.  So instead we headed to the Museum of Chocolate, which conveniently, is also a restaurant. Adam had chocolate milk and I had hot chocolate with cinnamon. 



They gave us a few free little bon bons with our drinks. It was unlike any chocolate we have ever tasted. There were tiny crunchy little bits of sugar in it. I don't think I will ever like American chocolate again. 


We had a good laugh at the menu, which said, "Chocolate, bat, bat, whitewash, sugar and canola. Infancy's tidbit, and the grandmother's memories. The cocoa's chocolate, aromatic and dark American Bitneriaceo, nutritious past, exquisiteness of the future." -- HUH?! Something was definitely lost in translation. 


We went to a different flea market, where I bought some rings made of old silver spoons. They recycle EVERYTHING in Cuba. While we stood on the street in awe at how long the Western Union line was, a guy placed a parrot on Adam's shoulder for a photo, and it bit him on the cheek, actually drawing blood. Great, now we will have Dengue Fever AND Bird Flu!

Thirsty, I headed into the grocery store for locals. WOW. This is the largest grocery store we saw in Havana, and it truly turned my world upside down. I am a very picky eater, so seeing where Cubans buy their food made me realize I would probably die if I lived there. And it made me appreciate home so much more. These Cubans would faint from shock if they walked into a Trader Joe's!

It's set up like an old five and dime, with shelves behind counters, so you point at what you want, and a clerk gets it for you. But the selection is terrible! There was one small shelf of canned goods, one section of dry goods, and that section on the left was the entire pharmacy. The entire beverage section is on the right. 


Below is the prepared foods counter, where they sold fried chicken, government sodas, etc. 


As I was taking this photo, a stray dog walked right in the front door of the store, and nobody cared. Also note the large hole in the floor. 


The egg lady rationed out eggs, while the dry goods lady measured out everyone's rations of sugar and flour.  


This guy was measuring out portions of little gray discs. I asked what they were, and he said, "Sweet! Cookies!" Gross.


Feeling really bad for these people, we left and kept walking, looking at souvenirs being sold from people's homes.  Some lady with no top front teeth told me her baby was hungry and asked if I could buy milk. I said I wouldn't give her money. She said that it was not about money, that the government rations milk, and she had used her ration for the month already, but they would sell milk to tourists. She asked me to hold her adorable baby and for Adam to take photos, so I did, of course.


Then she asked me to follow her into a store, which was very much like the one we had just left, and she asked for a case milk from behind the counter. The cashier grabbed it (they were like juice boxes, but with milk inside — about 30 of them). The cashier looked at me and said something in Spanish which sounded like $3.00. I handed her 5 CUC. She firmly shook her head "no" and showed me a calculator that said $32!!!! All three of them, including the baby, stood there looking at me, waiting for me to pay. At this point I had forgotten she said it "wasn't about money." I felt pressured, and wanted the baby to have milk, so I forked over $35. In that split second I figured that $32 is nothing to me, but is HUGE to her — so I just went along and paid it. The cashier handed me back three dollars in change, and the lady held out her hand and said, "por favor? Por la bebe?" (That might be French, but you get the idea.) At this point, I was so irritated, I just gave her the three dollars. She took the baby and the milk and ran away quickly, leaving me standing in the store in shock! Adam walked in and told me he had just been approached by a prostitute on the street. He was in mild shock too!

As we walked, we talked about how the milk thing was definitely a total scam. There is no way that milk costs $32 when the monthly salary in Cuba is $30. I'm sure she returned to the store later, and got about $25 in change back from the cashier. Whatever, lesson learned. From now on, we decided, the answer is no. We also decided that we should probably stay inside the cannons. (This lasted about an hour.)

Hotel Saratoga Bar

We went to the hotel Saratoga for lunch and half an hour of Wi-Fi. We tried to order a Mediterranean salad, but they had run out of tomatoes. We had chicken sandwiches and fries. 

The hotel was near the Capitol building, so we took tons of photos of old cars in front of the building. Adam commented that "if you want an old car in front of something in Cuba, all you have to do is wait 2 minutes and one will come along!" It was so true!  


We passed a guy that was out cold on the sidewalk -- drunk with a bottle of rum at his feet. This became my favorite photo of the entire trip:


We walked up the Prado art walk and looked at paintings (Adam bought some), buildings, and cars, cars, cars...





...And even a man riding a super tall bicycle while wearing jorts! (Jorts are pretty much the official man uniform of Cuba.)


On our way back, we met a nice Cuban couple who told us it was the 80th birthday of one of the members of the Buena Vista Social Club and he was playing at a bar nearby. We followed them to the bar, but were a little nervous after the Milk Lady of Havana incident, and feared that this might also be some kind of scam, even though the old guy was really there, really playing music. So we stayed for only a few minutes, and then left. William seemed like a really nice guy, and I felt bad afterwards for not trusting him. Cuba will do that to a person. 90% of the people were very nice, and just wanted to share their culture and life experience with us. The other 10% wanted nothing but a quick buck. The problem was trying to figure out which was which.



We strolled past two adorable boys in a doorway, and started taking photos of them. They immediately started posing for us and hamming it up. I asked Adam to give them an American dollar and he pulled out two  -- those two little faces absolutely lit up! Adam said, "one for you, and one for you!" (in Spanish). The older brother said "YES!!!" And fist pumped. I swear, he fist pumped. He was so excited!!! Right then and there I decided I would spend the next 24 hours handing out dollars to the children of Havana. Outside the cannons. Adam agreed to fund my efforts.

Two boys, in the entrance to their house. Where they live. :-(

As we were negotiating my funding, I saw a chunk of a building fall off and land on the ground right before my very eyes. Oh, Cuba.

Back at the casa, we said goodbye to Alejandro, because he would not be working tomorrow. We gave him $50 for all the help he had provided, and all arrangements he had made for us.

Six weeks before leaving for Cuba, I made a reservation at La Guarida, a restaurant that is famous in Havana because it appeared in an award-winning Cuban movie "Stawberries and Chocolate." I was super excited about eating there. Alejandro called to confirm our reservation, and they said that they did not have it. They said, "oh, you made it on our website? Yah, that doesn't work."  Just one more plan that fell through.  

Alejandro

Alejandro recommended a rooftop restaurant in place of La Guarida, so we headed there instead — a nice paladar called La Monida Cubana. The food was actually delicious and the place had great views.  I had the ropa vieja that I had wanted last night, and creamed veggie soup. It was so good that it made climbing several sets of narrow marble stairs all the way to the roof worth the effort.

A lady also staying at our casa told us that an orchestra was setting up in the square a block away. We walked over and asked somebody what time the orchestra starts playing. "Tomorrow," he answered. Haha. Of course. 

So we walked to the waterfront to watch the cannon show (every night at 9pm, they blast off a real cannon from the fort across the channel, and it is LOUD!)  and saw tons of bats flying around in the park.  While we waited for the BOOM, we talked about Alejandro. He told us that his dad lives in Florida, and qualifies for a government letter that lets him bring a car back to Cuba with him. This letter is so rare, and so hard to get, that people who import new Hyundais or Honda Civics are able to sell them for $280,000 in Cuba. Seriously, that is the going rate. We were so confused by this, and wondering how anyone could afford that. (And no WONDER there aren't any modern cars.)  

Adam taking a photo of 1 of the 4000 dogs and cats we photographed in Havana

On our way home, we stopped in a little living room souvenir shop. I bought 2 bags, screen printed with scenes of old cars. The owner wanted 24 CUCs. I offered her 20 and she flashed a smile to her husband that told me I had just been had, but I didn't care. We ended up buying a bunch of other stuff from her too, and chatting for a while.  The lady loved my Alex and Ani bracelets and asked if I would trade them for something in her store. Sadly, I had to say no. I had just purchased them with Madelyn on our cruise, and we picked out matching ones to represent our trip, so they were too sentimental (and a lot more valuable than any of her wooden trinkets)!

As I fell asleep I realized that the grocery store, the Milk Lady, William, the two little brothers, and the souvenir lady had done a number on my conscience. I felt really guilty about all I have in life, just for being born where I was born, and how little I am able to help others. Tomorrow would be a day of helping — one Peso Americano at a time.

Until maƱana,

XOXO

Thursday, January 7, 2016

Cuba Day 2: Oh, Cuba

We woke up and felt awful. I am convinced that the Cuatro Palmas had been serving us grain alcohol. What we thought was rum was really just government-issued Everclear. And the worst part was that we couldn't hydrate. Adam rolled over and said, "Babe, I want you to open that safe, grab the wad of cash, and be the first in line at the store to buy water. We need provisions."

But I wasn’t about to venture out into Cuba nauseous and alone, so we dragged ourselves out of bed and down to the buffet. I use the term "buffet" loosely. It consisted of unrecognizable bowls of gooey substances. There was no real juice, only Tang-like liquids in various colors. Flies were everywhere, on everything. I had bread, butter, and a banana. 

The view from our balcony

Adam went back to bed. I decided to go read by the pool and wait for the gift shop to open.  I watched some adorable curly-tailed lizards playing in the sun.  When the store opened, I bought provisions -- crackers & large bottles of water. All the bottled water (and soda, beer, rum…) in Cuba are made by the government. It made me laugh that the label said, "#1 in Cuba" since it truly was the ONLY bottled water in Cuba. It was like when I tell Madelyn she is my favorite daughter and she rolls her eyes at me.

There are at least 5 lizards in this photo!

Once Adam woke up, we walked down street to first CubaCar office we saw to try to either get our car, or get our $800 back. Nobody was inside. So we kept walking until we saw another — nobody was inside.  Finally, at the third CubaCar office, which was several miles of dehydrated, hungover, 85-degree walking down the road, we found an office with people inside. The guy on the left told us to talk to the guy on the right. The guy on the right told us to talk to the guy on the left. Finally, they pawned us off on a young woman, who put us on the phone with someone else who said, "It's not possible." Adam looked at the woman and said, "Are you telling me there is not one rental car available in all of Cuba?" "Si," she answered, with a totally straight face. We asked them to give us a written statement that our reservation was not fulfilled so we could seek refund from the travel agent when we return. (Which I have spent the last 2 days trying to do. The travel agent, CubaToDo, said they would try, but CubaCar isn't answering them, and will likely say that we never showed up. So I decided to stop trying and just filed a fraud claim with Chase and Chase refunded my money.)

While all this was happening, I saw the hugest roach EVER on the office floor, so I pulled my feet up on the chair and sat all curled up in a ball, which isn't the best negotiating position.  Dejected, we started to walk back, wondering how we would get to Trinidad, 5 hours away, for our hotel reservation the next day. Adam looked at me and said, "Oh, Cuba," which promptly became our go-to phrase for the rest of the trip.  We came upon an office with a sign that read Cubatur, entered, waited, and talked to an agent that told us we were in luck — she could put us on a bus to Trinidad tomorrow for $30 each. She emphasized that we were lucky that it was Thursday, because that's the only day the bus goes to Trinidad. We asked if there would be room for luggage and she showed us a picture of a large luxury coach style tour bus and said there would be plenty of room and that the bus would pick us up at 6:45am. Whew. Well, that was resolved! So now we just have to figure out how to get to Havana once we are in Trinidad.

We took a cab that looked like a lemon on top of a scooter back to the hotel — they call it a Cocotaxi. Then we went back to the gift shop because we were starving and the lunch "buffet" wouldn't open until 1pm. We scarfed down some sour cream and chives Pringles and an orange Fanta.



Then we hit the beach for an hour. It should be noted that we only went to Varadero in the first place because Adam had never been to the Caribbean. The beach was beautiful, with clear, warm water — but I have seen much prettier beaches. For anyone planning a trip — Cuba should be considered a history destination, not a beach destination. It was our least favorite part of the whole trip, so skip it. We swam a bit, but the waves were huge! As we were drying off, we heard Hotel California playing over the speakers and thought of the kid from last night. Ha!

We went to the buffet, hopeful that something would be edible. Adam found some uncleaned shrimp to pick at, but since I don't eat seafood, I literally ate bread with butter, potatoes, white rice & black olives. I tried to eat meatballs, but when I cut them open, they were full of gelatinous pink stuff that was most definitely not meat. I asked for ice tea. They said they don't have it, but they have "tea with ice." Um, ok. They brought me cold water with a tea bag in it, which totally did not work.

My lunch

"Tea with ice"

I made Adam promise we could leave the property for dinner. He wholeheartedly agreed. We went back to the hotel room, took showers and napped. Adam fixed the toilet (yay!) and told me I had to stop forgetting and flushing paper. In Cuba there is some kind of law that you cannot ever ever ever flush toilet paper under any circumstances. You must, after any and all types of potty usage, put the paper in the trash bin next to the toilet. There are signs everywhere to remind you of this, but remembering is hard.

Trying to drown out that nonsense, I turned on the TV, expecting to find only old Cuban movies and newsreel propaganda from Fidel. Instead, CNN popped on! We saw the Bill Cosby-got-arrested news and felt back in the loop momentarily. 

Hungry again, we walked to 5 different restaurants until we found one that looked good and could also fit us in. Jackpot! The Barbacoa Steakhouse came through with real food that was actually good! It was then and there that we learned the lesson — in Cuba, ALWAYS eat at a paladar (a privately owned restaurant) and never, ever, ever eat the government food/hotel food.

 Adam's dinner

My dinner

Feeling a bit refreshed, we hailed a vintage pink convertible Chevy cab and took it up and down main drag for $10. Hotel California came on the radio and we just looked at each other and just started laughing. 

Our cab (and where Adam last saw his favorite hat)

Check out all the cars on the street as we pass them. Amazing!

The entire main street in Varadero is loaded with souvenir stands, so we did some shopping. Cuba has the most bizarre, sexually obscene souvenirs! We laughed at the ashtrays that depicted cigars with faces in various sex positions. I bought a hand-made mystery box for $5, thinking Madelyn would have fun trying to figure out how to get it open. 

Main drag in Varadero with souvenir stands

Across the street from our hotel, we went to the Beatles Bar (yes, those Beatles) and heard Hotel California AGAIN. We decided it must be the official song of Cuba, which is apropos since they aren't allowed to leave. I had a pina colada, (which had no ice, just coconut milk, rum & nutmeg) and Adam had a mojito – which cost $7 for both. We traded. We laughed that we had just paid for dinner & drinks to avoid the slop & poison at our all-inclusive hotel. Oh, Cuba. 

We walked back and went to bed to the sweet sounds of CNN. We commented that if there were a NYE terrorist attack, we wouldn't even hear about it for 5 days. I was ok with that. 

Tomorrow… The long haul to Trinidad in what was NOT AT ALL a bus. 

XOXO